Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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