We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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