just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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