What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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