And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
