I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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