If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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