whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Randomize
