I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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