Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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