Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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