O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Randomize
