garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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