Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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