Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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