Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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