Cold hands, warm shart.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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