she was so not down for the gang bang
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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