11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I could make wine with my vomit
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
