well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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