And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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