Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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