I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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