I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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