I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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