I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Randomize
