i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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