she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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