Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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