love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Randomize
