Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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