doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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