IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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