6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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