I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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