I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
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