i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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