Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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