so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
and she was petting her beer can
so let's talk penis.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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