i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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