It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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