i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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