the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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