idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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