what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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