Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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