Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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