How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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