we have officially lost it.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
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