Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I need to align my fucking chakras
Randomize
