Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
